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Try My New Rum Drink
Recent news has inspired my inner mixologist. I have invented a new Rum drink I hope you will enjoy. 2 oz dark rum. 1 oz coconut milk 2 oz grapefruit juice 2 oz orange juice Pour contents into a shaker...
View ArticleHaitian Zombie Outbreak
Haitians are famous for two three things- Poverty, zombies and now earthquakes. So what happens when you pile up corpses? You get zombies. Despite the fact that the island was covered in substandard...
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There Won’t Be Hollywood Telethons and Concerts for Chile
An earthquake even more powerful than the one that hit Haiti struck in Chile. As the death toll continues to climb and damage estimates soaring into figures that will dwarf the value of the entire...
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Hillary Clinton to the Rescue!
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton flew into Chile today with a much needed boost of material support- 20 Satellite phones. Oh and a technician too, which, might be pretty useless since all you gotta...
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EarthQuakes in Mexico and California- More Haitians Dead
Several Haitians, who had been on travel to Mexico during the devastating earthquakes that struck in January, were smitten by God and crushed under an adobe and cinderblock construct they had created...
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The Tweet Wave vs Seismic Wave
Saw this on XKCD and couldn’t help thinking about Japan and whether they were able to get a moments of warning via twitter.
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Today’s Tragic Earthquake
The earthquake that happened this afternoon, centered in Virginia, proved almost completely without injury or death. Well, except for a group of travelling Haitians who had constructed a mud hut behind...
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Italy is Lynching Their Scientists
I think Italy is descending into complete leftist moonbattery. The surest sign is the government is allowing citizens to put scientists on trial for failing to predict natural disasters. In this case,...
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Italy is Now Criminalizing Science
I wrote last year about Italy trying to lynch six seismologists for failing to predict an earthquake that killed 300 people. Nevermind that it is impossible to predict an earthquake. Italy is...
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